"Not allowed to give quicklings Mountain Dew."

So, I recently stumbled across a small list on the vast and wonderful web...

I'd be frighteningly willing to allow many of these things in my game.

Specifically allowed are the elf with the Scottish accent (as soon as I play Shadowrun next...) and the gnomish god of heavy artillery (who I have decided is named Gelaris Thundertube, which is roughly three hundred times less dorky than Gelf Darkhearth).